Make your kids giggle this holiday season with these Christmas Jokes for Kids!
Christmas Lunchbox Jokes
Although we homeschooled for 10 years, my youngest and oldest are now in public school. The middle son does an online cyber charter that works great for him. That being said, I love printing out lunchbox jokes for all of them because they’re a little bit corny, a little bit worthy of an eye-roll, and a lot bit filled with love.
These Christmas Lunchbox Jokes are no exception. Lunch at school can be hard – whether you’re in first grade or fifth, and sometimes a note from home can make the day a lot easier. It’s a reminder to your child that he’s loved, that there is someone in his corner, and that he’s being thought of even when you’re not together.
Lunchbox notes are important.
The Christmas Jokes are not only a reminder that he’s loved, they also give him a chance to share something silly with his friends. It’s a great way to break the ice and make everyone feel included. Seriously, even middle and high schoolers laugh and smirk at these, because they’re just so goofy.
So, if your child is having trouble at lunch – or just needs an extra note of love throughout the day – tuck one of these printable Christmas lunchbox jokes in his lunch bag. He may roll his eyes, but I can guarantee you will make his heart happy.
Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
If you’re a teacher, these printable Christmas jokes also work great for your morning meeting or to staple to the top of graded papers. They can even be left on desks in the morning to make your students smile. They’re all funny and they’re all appropriate for kids.
Of course, if you’d rather not print them out and just need to stock up on memorizing some new jokes, no problem! Here are the 30 Christmas jokes that are included in our complete Christmas Lunchbox Jokes packet.
**Warning – These may cause snort-laughs and cases of the giggles!**
Get 2 sheets of printable Christmas Jokes for Kids –> HERE
Christmas Jokes
What do you call Santa when he’s broke after Christmas?
A: Saint Nickel-less
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: Only one because then it’s not empty anymore!
How do Spanish sheep say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad
What’s the difference between the alphabet at Christmas and the regular alphabet?
A: The alphabet at Christmas has Noel.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: You get tinsel-itis
What do you get when you cross a skunk and a jingle bell?
A: Jingle smells
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crumby
What is a mom’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrrr
What is in December that’s not in any other month?
A: The letter D
Which reindeer is best at cleaning?
A: Comet
Who brings presents to cats and dogs at Christmas?
A: Santa Paws
What goes “Oh, oh, oh” at Christmas?
A: Santa walking backwards
How do you know Santa is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt
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More Christmas Jokes for Kids
What do you call kids who are afraid of Santa?
A: Claus-tro-phobic
What’s it called when Santa takes a break?
A: A Santa pause
What do you call Santa if he goes down the chimney and it’s still lit?
A: Crisp Kringle
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes
What often falls in winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
A: The Meltdown Diet
What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
A: He got 12 months
What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet
Why was Santa’s helper sad?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
A: Because he liked cool music
What’s black and white over and over again?
A: A penguin
Where do pencils go on vacation?
A: Pencil-vania
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A: A slipper
What do you get if you cross a tree with an apple?
A: A pine-apple
What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble
Printable Christmas Jokes
Be sure to grab your 12 printable Christmas lunchbox jokes for kids HERE
You can start spreading giggles today!
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Merry Christmas!
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