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Christmas Jokes for Kids

Make your kids giggle this holiday season with these Christmas Jokes for Kids!

Christmas Lunchbox Jokes

Although we homeschooled for 10 years, my youngest and oldest are now in public school. The middle son does an online cyber charter that works great for him. That being said, I love printing out lunchbox jokes for all of them because they’re a little bit corny, a little bit worthy of an eye-roll, and a lot bit filled with love.

These Christmas Lunchbox Jokes are no exception. Lunch at school can be hard – whether you’re in first grade or fifth, and sometimes a note from home can make the day a lot easier. It’s a reminder to your child that he’s loved, that there is someone in his corner, and that he’s being thought of even when you’re not together.

Lunchbox notes are important.

The Christmas Jokes are not only a reminder that he’s loved, they also give him a chance to share something silly with his friends. It’s a great way to break the ice and make everyone feel included. Seriously, even middle and high schoolers laugh and smirk at these, because they’re just so goofy.

So, if your child is having trouble at lunch – or just needs an extra note of love throughout the day – tuck one of these printable Christmas lunchbox jokes in his lunch bag. He may roll his eyes, but I can guarantee you will make his heart happy.

Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

If you’re a teacher, these printable Christmas jokes also work great for your morning meeting or to staple to the top of graded papers. They can even be left on desks in the morning to make your students smile. They’re all funny and they’re all appropriate for kids.

Of course, if you’d rather not print them out and just need to stock up on memorizing some new jokes, no problem! Here are the 30 Christmas jokes that are included in our complete Christmas Lunchbox Jokes packet.

**Warning – These may cause snort-laughs and cases of the giggles!**

Get 2 sheets of printable Christmas Jokes for Kids –> HERE

Christmas Jokes

What do you call Santa when he’s broke after Christmas?
A: Saint Nickel-less

How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: Only one because then it’s not empty anymore!

How do Spanish sheep say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad

What’s the difference between the alphabet at Christmas and the regular alphabet?
A: The alphabet at Christmas has Noel.

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: You get tinsel-itis

What do you get when you cross a skunk and a jingle bell?
A: Jingle smells

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crumby

What is a mom’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrrr

What is in December that’s not in any other month?
A: The letter D

Which reindeer is best at cleaning?
A: Comet

Who brings presents to cats and dogs at Christmas?
A: Santa Paws

What goes “Oh, oh, oh” at Christmas?
A: Santa walking backwards

How do you know Santa is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt

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More Christmas Jokes for Kids

What do you call kids who are afraid of Santa?
A: Claus-tro-phobic

What’s it called when Santa takes a break?
A: A Santa pause

What do you call Santa if he goes down the chimney and it’s still lit?
A: Crisp Kringle

What do snowmen have for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes

What often falls in winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow

What type of diet did the snowman go on?
A: The Meltdown Diet

What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?
A: He got 12 months

What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet

Why was Santa’s helper sad?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem

Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
A: Because he liked cool music

What’s black and white over and over again?
A: A penguin

Where do pencils go on vacation?
A: Pencil-vania

What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A: A slipper

What do you get if you cross a tree with an apple?
A: A pine-apple

What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble


Printable Christmas Jokes

Be sure to grab your 12 printable Christmas lunchbox jokes for kids HERE

You can start spreading giggles today!


Find the complete set of 30 Christmas Jokes for Kids HERE! Use the code HOLLYJOLLY for 10% off!

Merry Christmas!


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