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Halloween Lunch Box Jokes

I am a huge fan of all things funny so these Halloween lunch box jokes for kids are some of my favorites!

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Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

My kids haven’t had the easiest time at school during lunch. That’s a hard thing for a mama to admit, but they have really struggled with fitting in and finding their people.

One of the things that’s helped keep them in a positive mood during that time are lunch box notes.

That sounds silly, but I think it’s the reminder from home that they’re loved, cherished, and seen. Because there’s really not much worse than feeling invisible in a crowd of people.

These Halloween lunch box jokes have been a favorite because they’re super corny and make the kids laugh out loud.

The best part? They can share the jokes with other kids and help break the ice.

It’s a win-win.

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Positive Notes for Teachers

In addition to using them as lunch box notes, these printable Halloween jokes can be used as positive notes in the classroom.

Place them on students’ desks for fun, use them as bookmarks in the classroom library, or even tell a joke every morning before getting started for the day.

They’re just that special, easy way to connect kids with each other that is often so hard to find.

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30 Halloween Jokes for Kids

Print out the sample page of 6 fun Halloween Lunch Box Jokes for Kids or grab a copy of all six pages (30 lunch box notes total!) of the Halloween lunch box jokes from our etsy store, Burnt Biscuit Designs!

Here’s a list of the jokes on the printable cards!

I hope they make your kids smile!

  1. Why didn’t Dracula have many friends? Because he was a pain in the neck.
  2. What does a skeleton order for dinner? Spare ribs.
  3. How do monsters tell their fortunes? They check their horror-scopes.
  4. What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines
  5. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice Scream
  6. Where does a witch park her vehicle? In the broom closet
  7. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling
  8. Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents? Because they were trans-parents
  9. What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula? You join his fang club.
  10. Where do ghosts go swimming? The Dead Sea
  11. Who did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boo after he fell? His mummy
  12. What makes a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone
  13. What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire? A lot of blood tests
  14. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop
  15. What do witches order at hotels? Broom service
  16. Why did the cyclops stop teaching? Because he only had one pupil
  17. What do birds do on Halloween? They go trick or tweeting
  18. Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved? To her broom
  19. What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  20. What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house? The living room
  21. Which monster is the best dance partner? The Boogie Man
  22. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? Wrap
  23. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch
  24. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? Because he had no body to dance with
  25. What do ghosts put on their pie? Whipped scream
  26. Where did the ghost live? On a dead end
  27. What’s Dracula’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving
  28. What do witches use to style their hair? Scare-spray
  29. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of fruit? Boo-berries
  30. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? Because he had no guts
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