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Winter Jokes for Kids

Pack some giggles in your kids’ lunch boxes with these Printable Winter Jokes For Kids!

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Winter Jokes for Kids

Who said winter had to be gloomy? There’s no room in our house for winter blues, in fact, we all love snowy days!

But school can be a bit scary, no matter the season. Breaking the ice with new classmates, fear of eating lunch alone or feeling scared or homesick… there’s not much we can do as parents but to let our kids handle these situations in the best way they can. After all, it’s a huge part of their development but we can help a little bit from afar.

How? These printable winter jokes are cute and funny and will remind them they’re loved.  Plus, they’re sure to make them giggle a little bit!

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Winter Jokes for Kids

These adorable lunchbox winter jokes for kids are a great way to make them smile. Tuck one of the colorful and funny printable jokes in their lunchbox. You know they’ll smile when they see it!

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Funny Winter Jokes

Which is faster – heat or cold?
A: Heat because you can catch a cold

What do you give a sick lemon?
A: Lemon-aid

What did the hamburger name her daughter?
A: Patty

Why was the computer cold?
A: Because it left a window open

Where do polar bears keep their money?
A: In snow banks

What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?
A: Sno-Caps

What should you make for a winter party?
A: Ice Krispies Treats

Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North Pole

How do you scare a snowman?
A: Point a hairdryer at him

What’s an Ice Queen’s favorite part of the cake?
A: The frosting

What do you call a snowman in summer?
A: A puddle

What do snowmen call their kids?
A: Chill-dren snowman?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost

What do mountains wear to keep warm?
A: Snow Caps

What do you call a snowman who lies about everything?
A: A snow fake

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A: A snowmobile

What does Mrs. Frosty put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream

What kind of medicine does a snowman take when he gets sick?
A: A chill pill

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What do snowmen have for dinner?
A: Ice burgers

What can bite & nip at your nose but has no teeth?
A: Frost

What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Count Frostbite

What did the snowman say to his friend when he was leaving?
A: Have an ice day

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk

What do you call a pig who does karate?
A: A pork chop

Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: At snow balls

What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
A: It knocked him out cold

What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
A: Iced tea

Why was the snowman’s dog named Frost?
A: Because Frost bites

What’s kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A snowball

Get your Winter Jokes For Kids Printable Sheets -> HERE

Now your kids are armed to face their fears at school with the best shield ever: funny and silly jokes!


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