Pack some giggles in your kids’ lunch boxes with these Printable Winter Jokes For Kids!
Winter Jokes for Kids
Who said winter had to be gloomy? There’s no room in our house for winter blues, in fact, we all love snowy days!
But school can be a bit scary, no matter the season. Breaking the ice with new classmates, fear of eating lunch alone or feeling scared or homesick… there’s not much we can do as parents but to let our kids handle these situations in the best way they can. After all, it’s a huge part of their development but we can help a little bit from afar.
How? These printable winter jokes are cute and funny and will remind them they’re loved. Plus, they’re sure to make them giggle a little bit!
Winter Jokes for Kids
These adorable lunchbox winter jokes for kids are a great way to make them smile. Tuck one of the colorful and funny printable jokes in their lunchbox. You know they’ll smile when they see it!
Download your Winter Jokes For Kids Printable Sheets -> HERE
Funny Winter Jokes
Which is faster – heat or cold?
A: Heat because you can catch a cold
What do you give a sick lemon?
A: Lemon-aid
What did the hamburger name her daughter?
A: Patty
Why was the computer cold?
A: Because it left a window open
Where do polar bears keep their money?
A: In snow banks
What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?
A: Sno-Caps
What should you make for a winter party?
A: Ice Krispies Treats
Where do polar bears vote?
A: At the North Pole
How do you scare a snowman?
A: Point a hairdryer at him
What’s an Ice Queen’s favorite part of the cake?
A: The frosting
What do you call a snowman in summer?
A: A puddle
What do snowmen call their kids?
A: Chill-dren snowman?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost
What do mountains wear to keep warm?
A: Snow Caps
What do you call a snowman who lies about everything?
A: A snow fake
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A: A snowmobile
What does Mrs. Frosty put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream
What kind of medicine does a snowman take when he gets sick?
A: A chill pill
What do snowmen have for dinner?
A: Ice burgers
What can bite & nip at your nose but has no teeth?
A: Frost
What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Count Frostbite
What did the snowman say to his friend when he was leaving?
A: Have an ice day
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A: A pork chop
Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: At snow balls
What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
A: It knocked him out cold
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
A: Iced tea
Why was the snowman’s dog named Frost?
A: Because Frost bites
What’s kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A snowball
Get your Winter Jokes For Kids Printable Sheets -> HERE
Now your kids are armed to face their fears at school with the best shield ever: funny and silly jokes!